What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is TikTok a creation of the porn industry? To make porn more normalized and accepted? So the porn industry doesn’t lose customers?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Does the interpretation of the Book of בראשית create in all generations the Chosen Cohen People יש מאין?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.